tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post196411669174042583..comments2014-08-11T23:59:25.318+01:00Jeremy[email protected]Blogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post-39622604844856664612008-04-07T18:45:00.000+01:002008-04-07T18:45:00.000+01:00LOL! I love ur blogO!http://www.blogger.com/profile/14352794955722356104[email protected]tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post-84589286377101502852008-02-07T20:44:00.000+01:002008-02-07T20:44:00.000+01:00Church Bulletin Bloopers:<BR/>************************************<BR/>The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.<BR/>***************************************<BR/>The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water." The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."<BR/>*******************************************<BR/>Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.<BR/>*************************************************<BR/>The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.<BR/>***********************************************<BR/>Remember in prayer the many that are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "Hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.<BR/>***************************************************<BR/>Don't let just worry kill you off - let the Church help.<BR/>****************************************************<BR/>Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.<BR/>***********************************************<BR/>Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.<BR/>*******************************************<BR/>The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.<BR/>****************************************<BR/>Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM - prayer and medication to follow.<BR/>****************************************<BR/>This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. <BR/>Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.<BR/>***************************************<BR/>Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM. <BR/>All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. is done.<BR/>***************************************<BR/>Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.<BR/>*****************************************<BR/>Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. <BR/>Please use large double door at the side entrance.<BR/>***********************************************<BR/>The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: <BR/>"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."Sandrine[email protected]tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post-85785295471623457282008-02-07T01:53:00.000+01:002008-02-07T01:53:00.000+01:00LMAO!! Good one!Rayohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01477794215116419107[email protected]tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post-30813811477955017302008-02-06T18:04:00.000+01:002008-02-06T18:04:00.000+01:00A Nija guy returns from many years in US to set up a business in Abuja. He rents office space, packs it with IT gizmos and orders a phone line.<BR/><BR/>Next day his secretary informs him has a visitor. He tells her to usher him in then picks up the dead handset to give the impression he is very busy. As the visitor walks in he waves him to a seat, whilst holding a pretend discussion.<BR/><BR/>"Damn it Pete, I told you its $1m or nothing, get your act together and get back to me - pronto!"<BR/><BR/>He puts the phone down and smiles apologetically to the visitor - "sorry about that, men, just closing a deal. How can I help you?".<BR/><BR/>"No problem, sir", replies the visitor. "I am from NITEL. I am here to connect your phone line".Anonymous[email protected]tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8686769.post-66979079980043861722008-02-06T15:31:00.000+01:002008-02-06T15:31:00.000+01:00heheheeeeeeee, that was tooooooooo funny! good one, Jeremy!Waffarianhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06039619178621668954[email protected]