Hey, you are a risk taker! You are brave! Your suggestion that Italians are corrupt to an Italian barber with a sharp razor behind your neck is very, very risky. For all you know he could be a Mafioso with a fiery temper pretending to be a calm barber. Abattoir workers and barbers are skilled at carving with sharp objects. I’m glad you didn’t say anything “offensive” about Catholicism. Once I heard his slight Italian ascent, I feared for your safety. I took a quick glance at his hands to make sure he’s not giving you that hair cut with a cutlass or lawnmower. You’d better hire a beefy bodyguard right now cos it’s better to be safe than sorry. Let’s just hope and pray that he's not put “a contract” on you for your comment :)
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Hey, you are a risk taker! You are brave! Your suggestion that Italians are corrupt to an Italian barber with a sharp razor behind your neck is very, very risky. For all you know he could be a Mafioso with a fiery temper pretending to be a calm barber. Abattoir workers and barbers are skilled at carving with sharp objects. I’m glad you didn’t say anything “offensive” about Catholicism. Once I heard his slight Italian ascent, I feared for your safety. I took a quick glance at his hands to make sure he’s not giving you that hair cut with a cutlass or lawnmower. You’d better hire a beefy bodyguard right now cos it’s better to be safe than sorry. Let’s just hope and pray that he's not put “a contract” on you for your comment :)
Recorded this with that phone? Hmmn, I'd hate to have sex with you.This guy should sue you.
Jeremy are you getting fat or what? Must be Bibi looking after you...
Jeremy, is your barber also your shrink? lol
The Extended Family...coming soon, to an industry near you...
Oh my God, you go to a hairdresser? Like isn't that for girls??
The heightened pomposity of it all. Are you really that self obssessed?
J
There you go, voicing the same old stereotype Jeremy. I hope he gave you a really bad haircut and left you with a bald patch at the back :-(
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