Iz true o Jeremy? Why the reference to Ewan's appendage? Were we supposed to be stunned by its grandness in Trainspotting? Was it even displayed in Trainspotting? Do tell us where we can take a look.
Do I sense some jealously of Ewan's appendage. 'Don't go there', I hear.
You could humour us and launch into a discussion in defence of your appendage size.
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Sweeping aside the fact that Ewan loves Benn what I want to know Jeremy, is the appendage to which you are referring!
Sweeping aside the fact that Ewan loves Ben, what I want to know Jeremy, is the appendage to which you are referring!
Jeremy,
Shurely shome innuendo in your reference.
Your tabloid-esche link between physical endowment and musical prowess is beyond the pale.
Sometimes ...
Akin
Who is Ben? Never heard of him. best crooner? (shock!)
Who be dat?
exactly, which appendage?
Iz true o Jeremy? Why the reference to Ewan's appendage? Were we supposed to be stunned by its grandness in Trainspotting? Was it even displayed in Trainspotting? Do tell us where we can take a look.
Do I sense some jealously of Ewan's appendage.
'Don't go there', I hear.
You could humour us and launch into a discussion in defence of your appendage size.
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