naijablog: Want to study at the University of Nigeria?

Saturday, February 11, 2006

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obifromsouthlondon, 1:12 pm: lol!!! Jeremy you crazy heh! I clicked on link expecting to read stuff on my alumni. excellente.

sad though. found nothing on trifling lottery numbers
Funke, 5:35 pm: Bloody hilarious!
nigeria, what's new, 1:21 am: I found out today via http://okrasoup.typepad.com/black_looks/2005/05/death_in_ogonil.html that Jim Beeson Wiwa, Ken’s father, died last May. So, you will all forgive me for not seeing the lighter side of University of Nigeria. People have died for Nigeria to become a better place. I have been working in 3 EU countries in 5 days travelling on my NGN passport which expires soon and have had to keep my smile every time I presented my Nigerian passport. (6ports of entry/exit).

Kick at the bad managers of Nigeria and not at the poor rich people. Here are 5 Lawyer jokes to show that I am not a sadB.

What is the difference between a tick and a lawyer?
A tick falls off of you when you die.

Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?
To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

Lawyer's creed: A man is innocent until proven broke.

How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.

Why won't sharks attack lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

charlesmba

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